House of Rules
Live player count and Steam charts
Congratulations! You're hired as a new waterer in Black Kiwa. Water the plants, and we'll pay you 30 G per hour. You'll never find any other job this generous. No, we're not hiding anything from you. If you just follow the work protocols and stay out of trouble, everything will be fine.
Player history
Each point is the highest number of players online in that day (UTC). Recorded by Steamalytics every hour since July 14, 2026. Zoom in for finer detail.
Monthly player counts
| Month | Avg players | Gain | % gain | Peak |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jul 2026 * | 0 | — | — | 3 |
* current month, data so far
Recent updates
- Aug 25, 2022Update Note - v2.1.2
- May 27, 2022Update Note - v2.1.1
- Apr 4, 2022Update Note - v2.0.9
- Mar 19, 2022Update Note - v2.0.8
- Feb 18, 2022About copyright issues on Youtube
- Jan 20, 2022Update Note - v2.0.7
Audience
Language mix of 100 Steam reviews spanning 1602 days — a rough proxy for where the player base is.
Achievements
Every achievement in the game, ordered from most to least earned (#1 is the one the most players have). Height is the share of all players who have it; the dashed line is the median. Global rates from Steam.
