Chop Goblins
Chop Goblins
Live player count and Steam charts
positive · 3,198 reviews
24h low 024h high 5
A fast-paced micro FPS in which The Chop Goblins are loose, chopping their way through time itself in their ravenous quest for cheese. And THE CHOP WILL NOT STOP.
DeveloperDavid Szymanski
PublisherDavid Szymanski
ReleasedDec 12, 2022
Runs onWindows
Steam hardwareSteam Deck Verified · SteamOS Playable · Steam Machine Verified
Price$4.99
Player history
Jul 15Jul 16Jul 17Jul 18
Each point is the highest number of players online in that day (UTC). Recorded by Steamalytics every hour since July 14, 2026. Zoom in for finer detail.
Monthly player counts
* current month, data so far
| Month | Avg players | Gain | % gain | Peak |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jul 2026 * | 0 | — | — | 6 |
* current month, data so far
Recent updates
via Steam
- Oct 22, 2025Chop Goblins is on PS5!
- Mar 6, 2025Secret Agent Wizard Boy and the International Crime Syndicate is OUT NOW
- Jan 23, 2025Butcher's Creek is out now!
- Oct 14, 2024Demo for 'Secret Agent Wizard Boy and the International Crime Syndicate is now available
- Oct 10, 2024Butcher's Creek demo available now!
- Jan 18, 2024The Pony Factory is out now!
Audience
English
84%
Russian
6%
Spanish (Spain)
4%
Portuguese (Brazil)
2%
Chinese (Simplified)
2%
Thai
1%
Other
1%
Language mix of 100 Steam reviews spanning 108 days — a rough proxy for where the player base is.
Achievements
Achievements
13
Median earned by
24.1%
Rarest earned by
15.8%
Every achievement in the game, ordered from most to least earned (#1 is the one the most players have). Height is the share of all players who have it; the dashed line is the median. Global rates from Steam.
