Zortch
Live player count and Steam charts
Meet Zortch Maxinum: short order cook, amateur engineer and professional slacker; Bored and tired of her day job she decides to go on a holiday but alas she picks a cheap option: turns out it's a scheme by aliens who capture humans to eat their brains! also this game is a sci-fi horror comedy fps
Player history
Each point is the highest number of players online in that day (UTC). Recorded by Steamalytics every hour since July 14, 2026. Zoom in for finer detail.
Monthly player counts
| Month | Avg players | Gain | % gain | Peak |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jul 2026 * | 1 | — | — | 5 |
* current month, data so far
Recent updates
- Mar 10, 2025Minifix - Build 2008
- Mar 6, 2025Minifix - Build 2005
- Feb 25, 2025Minifix - Build 2003
- Dec 19, 2024Mean and Green Bundle
- May 6, 2024Patch - Build 2000
- Mar 26, 2024Patch - Build 1984
Audience
Language mix of 100 Steam reviews spanning 211 days — a rough proxy for where the player base is.
Achievements
Every achievement in the game, ordered from most to least earned (#1 is the one the most players have). Height is the share of all players who have it; the dashed line is the median. Global rates from Steam.
