Not The Robots
Live player count and Steam charts
You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
Player history
Each point is the highest number of players online in that day (UTC). Recorded by Steamalytics every hour since July 14, 2026. Zoom in for finer detail.
Monthly player counts
| Month | Avg players | Gain | % gain | Peak |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jul 2026 * | 0 | — | — | 1 |
* current month, data so far
Recent updates
- Mar 9, 2020Sale! Not The Robots is 90% off
- Oct 13, 20141.1.5 Update - Better Custom Levels!
- Oct 13, 20141.1.5 Update - Better Custom Levels!
- Aug 4, 2014The 1.1 Update is live!
- Aug 4, 2014The 1.1 Update is live!
- Mar 11, 2014Version 1.0.3 is live, Soundtrack released!
Audience
Language mix of 100 Steam reviews spanning 3076 days — a rough proxy for where the player base is.
Achievements
Every achievement in the game, ordered from most to least earned (#1 is the one the most players have). Height is the share of all players who have it; the dashed line is the median. Global rates from Steam.
