NotTheNameWeWanted
Live player count and Steam charts
Not The Name We Wanted is the ruthless Snake-like parody of that infamous driving game set in the UK. Join us on a shonky hand-drawn voyage across Britain’s green and pleasant lands. Play as Daffyd, Darren and British PM David Cameron in this satirical cult-hit game. Not for the easily offended.
Player history
Each point is the highest number of players online in that day (UTC). Recorded by Steamalytics every hour since July 14, 2026. Zoom in for finer detail.
Monthly player counts
| Month | Avg players | Gain | % gain | Peak |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jul 2026 * | 0 | — | — | 0 |
* current month, data so far
Recent updates
- Oct 17, 2022The End of An Era
- Apr 21, 2018Our Game had an Identity Crisis...
- Mar 30, 2017NotGames Article 50 Sale Starts Today
- Mar 30, 2017NotGames Article 50 Sale Starts Today
- May 20, 2016Super Special NotCoD Release Sale
- May 20, 2016Super Special NotCoD Release Sale
Audience
Language mix of 100 Steam reviews spanning 2626 days — a rough proxy for where the player base is.
Achievements
Every achievement in the game, ordered from most to least earned (#1 is the one the most players have). Height is the share of all players who have it; the dashed line is the median. Global rates from Steam.
