Only Good Babysitters Go To Heaven
Live player count and Steam charts
Only Good Babysitters Go To Heaven is a First-Person comedy horror game about being stuck babysitting while the news is expressing that the world around you is ending.
Player history
Each point is the highest number of players online in that day (UTC). Recorded by Steamalytics every hour since July 21, 2026. Zoom in for finer detail.
Monthly player counts
| Month | Avg players | Gain | % gain | Peak |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jul 2026 * | 2 | — | — | 12 |
* current month, data so far
Recent updates
- Jul 23, 2026V1.04
- Jul 22, 2026V1.03 Hotfix
- Jul 22, 2026V1.02 Hotfix
- Jul 22, 2026Update V1.01 Hotfix
When people play
Average concurrent players by day and hour over the last 9 days, shown in .
Daily activity peaks around 01:00 — a pattern consistent with a player base concentrated in the Americas. Steam publishes no per-country player data, so this is inferred from play times.
Audience
Language mix of the 25 most recent Steam reviews — a rough proxy for where the player base is.
Achievements
Every achievement in the game, ordered from most to least earned (#1 is the one the most players have). Height is the share of all players who have it; the dashed line is the median. Global rates from Steam.
