Mount Your Friends 3D: A Hard Man is Good to Climb
Live player count and Steam charts
Join in the great simulated sportslike experience of friend mounting! Assemble a team and climb your way to the top! Mount Your Friends 3D brings mounting to the third dimension, with the same classic innuendo that made you slightly uncomfortable back in the day.
Player history
Each point is the highest number of players online in that day (UTC). Recorded by Steamalytics every hour since July 14, 2026. Zoom in for finer detail.
Monthly player counts
| Month | Avg players | Gain | % gain | Peak |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jul 2026 * | 0 | — | — | 5 |
* current month, data so far
Recent updates
- Mar 2, 2018Patch v0.61 is LIVE
- Mar 2, 2018Patch v0.61 is LIVE
Audience
Language mix of 100 Steam reviews spanning 1519 days — a rough proxy for where the player base is.
Achievements
Every achievement in the game, ordered from most to least earned (#1 is the one the most players have). Height is the share of all players who have it; the dashed line is the median. Global rates from Steam.
