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Sir, We Have an Orc Problem
#175 most played
Playing now
5,398
24h peak
7,672
low 3
7d peak
7,672
All-time peak
7,672
Jul 28, 2026 · now 70% of peak
Avg 30d
5,883
Hours played
88,242
30d
Best rank
#147
now #175

Sir, We Have an Orc Problem

Live player count and Steam charts

24h low 324h high 7,672

Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is an incremental-style tower defense game where you face an overwhelming number of orcs. Greet them with even more bullets, bombs and lasers!

DeveloperMumpitz Games
PublisherMumpitz Games
ReleasedJul 28, 2026
Runs onWindows, Linux
Steam hardwareSteam Deck Playable · SteamOS Playable · Steam Machine Playable
Price$8.99
Most wishlisted#366

Player history

Jul 28Jul 28Jul 28Jul 28

Each point is the highest number of players online in that day (UTC). Recorded by Steamalytics every hour since July 28, 2026. Zoom in for finer detail.

Monthly player counts

* current month, data so far
MonthAvg playersGain% gainPeak
Jul 2026 *5,9497,672

* current month, data so far

Recent updates

via Steam

Audience

English
81%
Chinese (Simplified)
7%
French
3%
German
2%
Czech
2%
Spanish (Spain)
2%
Other
3%

Language mix of the 100 most recent Steam reviews — a rough proxy for where the player base is.

Achievements

Achievements
11
Median earned by
4.9%
Rarest earned by
1.4%

Every achievement in the game, ordered from most to least earned (#1 is the one the most players have). Height is the share of all players who have it; the dashed line is the median. Global rates from Steam.

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