Wiseman: No More Breakups
Live player count and Steam charts
Fight through a moving train in a stylish rhythm-combat boss rush where timed four-button inputs become your attacks. Defeat absurd bosses, survive relationship chaos, and help August Wiseman get his phone back.
Player history
Each point is the highest number of players online in that day (UTC). Recorded by Steamalytics every hour since July 20, 2026. Zoom in for finer detail.
Monthly player counts
| Month | Avg players | Gain | % gain | Peak |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jul 2026 * | 1 | — | — | 5 |
* current month, data so far
Recent updates
- Jul 23, 2026Version 1.0.2 – Quality of Life Update
When people play
Average concurrent players by day and hour over the last 10 days, shown in .
Daily activity peaks around 14:00 — a pattern consistent with a player base concentrated in East & Southeast Asia, with a second wave suggesting a sizable audience in the Americas. Steam publishes no per-country player data, so this is inferred from play times.
Audience
Language mix of the 36 most recent Steam reviews — a rough proxy for where the player base is.
Achievements
Every achievement in the game, ordered from most to least earned (#1 is the one the most players have). Height is the share of all players who have it; the dashed line is the median. Global rates from Steam.
