WHAT THE GOLF?
WHAT THE GOLF?
Live player count and Steam charts
positive · 4,754 reviews
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A silly physics-based golf parody where every golf course is a new surprising type of golf, some brilliant or hilarious, others so absurd you will ask yourself: WHAT THE GOLF?
DeveloperTriband
PublisherTriband
ReleasedOct 22, 2020
Runs onWindows, macOS, Linux
Steam hardwareSteam Deck Verified · SteamOS Playable · Steam Machine Verified
Price$19.99
Player history
2019202120232024
Each point is the highest number of players online in that month (UTC). History before July 14, 2026 is imported; everything after is our own readings. Zoom in for finer detail.
Monthly player counts
* current month, data so far
| Month | Avg players | Gain | % gain | Peak |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jul 2026 * | 12 | -1 | -7.7% | 30 |
| Jun 2026 | 13 | -3 | -18.8% | 33 |
| May 2026 | 16 | -1 | -5.9% | 31 |
| Apr 2026 | 17 | +2 | +13.3% | 50 |
| Mar 2026 | 15 | -2 | -11.8% | 36 |
| Feb 2026 | 17 | -4 | -19.0% | 41 |
| Jan 2026 | 21 | +4 | +23.5% | 46 |
| Dec 2025 | 17 | -1 | -5.6% | 37 |
| Nov 2025 | 18 | -2 | -10.0% | 39 |
| Oct 2025 | 20 | -5 | -20.0% | 46 |
| Sep 2025 | 25 | +4 | +19.0% | 61 |
| Aug 2025 | 21 | -1 | -4.5% | 51 |
* current month, data so far
Recent updates
via Steam
- Feb 10, 2025COUCH CO-OP FEST: WHAT THE GOLF?
- Feb 3, 2025WHAT THE GOLF? is a part of the Laughs & Smiles Game Festival event on Steam!
- Dec 12, 2024Patch 20.5.9
- Oct 25, 2024Beware of the Bogeyman!
- Sep 25, 2024A BUNDLE OF SILLINESS
- Sep 9, 2024WHAT THE CAR? IS OUT NOW
Audience
English
52%
Chinese (Simplified)
19%
Russian
12%
Polish
4%
German
3%
Spanish (Spain)
3%
Other
7%
Language mix of 100 Steam reviews spanning 83 days — a rough proxy for where the player base is.
Achievements
Achievements
63
Median earned by
30%
Rarest earned by
5.4%
Every achievement in the game, ordered from most to least earned (#1 is the one the most players have). Height is the share of all players who have it; the dashed line is the median. Global rates from Steam.
